The Bishop in my Diocese decided on our behalf to file a federal lawsuit against the HHS over the “birth control mandate.” Hey jerk, maybe you ought to consider listening to the nuns—y’know, the WOMEN in the church?

His memo that had to go out in every parish’s bulletins also says that because of the birth control mandate, the Church wouldn’t be able to help all people anymore, that they would have to verify people are Catholic in order to help them because the mandate redefines religious organization. This is the most disgusting, illiterate interpretation of the law—these asshats have to know how much they are misleading their congregations by pushing this shit. 

Looks like the good Bishop is getting a screed from me…handwritten, because he doesn’t accept email. No correlation there between his preferred communication and being stuck in the damn dark ages. Nosiree Bob.

My dad gave me his old phone, which comes with the Kindle app. I started reading The Beautiful and the Damned, and I have to say…Dick Caramel might be the best name in the h　istory of ever. Or just a really great dessert.

Pretty sure I’m already getting Braxton Hicks. Things sure start happening a lot sooner the second time around. And also probably I have sort of a clue about the OMGWTFBBQ!　 shit going on in my body this time.

This reminds me how desperately I need more caftans in my life. I aspire to be a caftan-wearing mother-in-law someday.

(Source: aggiephile, via rodmanstreet)

Whiskey really needs to realize just how close I am to putting him in the crock pot.　

In a rare case of a product absolutely living up to its name, I can personally guarantee that when Quaker says their oatmeal is high fiber, you can trust it. Trust me.

The only dietary consideration I’ve made for a couple of years now (when I actually bother paying attention) is to always make the higher-fiber choice when given an option or planning a meal. It hasn’t changed　 my appearance in any way, but it does make me feel better…and I figure, if all the stuff I’m supposed to eat happens to also have a lot of fiber, fiber must be a good thing to shoot for.

In short, I think fiber really needs to re-brand. It’s not just about pooping, it does a whole lot of good. Which is not to say that pleasant pooping isn’t a selling point, but reduced cancer and heart disease probably ought to get a shout-out, too. 

So sometimes I won’t re-pin things I really like on Pinterest because I don’t like the person who pinned them, and I don’t want to encourage them.

fuckyeahstonegossard:

mattcamoron:

i think this is the answer to all soft grunge questions one could have

That dalmatian is being violated. 

This makes me very happy.

someauthorgirl replied to your post: Does anyone have any hot tips for wearing glasses…

If you get wire framed glasses, the shop will adjust them to actually fit your head. One of my ears is slightly higher than the other, and I always have to have mine adjusted this way!

 cinnamon-sunshine replied to your post: Does anyone have any hot tips for wearing glasses…

The place I get glasses at has this thing that heats up the sides and lets them bend the arms slightly to make them less crooked. Maybe check and see if your place has one?

Sorry to get back to y’all so late, but thank you!! I’ll try going back to where I got them and hope they can help me. Maybe if they fix it, people will even be fooled into thinking I have a balanced head!

Does anyone have any hot tips for wearing glasses with a very crooked head? My ears are nowhere near level, so my glasses are either woefully askew or  I just do my best to kind of…perch them.